Reblogged from Smorgasbord-Variety is the Spice of Life. I love every one of these.
A few jokes about heaven and hell… with no disrespect intended.. we all have our own version of what is to come and just hope that humour and laughter is included in the package.
God and Eve, for the Girls.
“ God I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem Eve?”
“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“And why is that Eve?” “God I am lonely and bored and I am sick to death of apples!”
“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution, I shall create a man for you.”
“Man, what is that God?”
“A flawed, base, creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He will be bigger than you and will…
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